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Sunday, February 28, 2010

CHINESE CALL CENTER


Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well ... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Ree

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!

Operator : That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree!

Caller : Oh God!
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My Loving Wife

A Tourist from Germany checked into a hotel in Tanzania. At Arusha Ngorongoro Crater...!

There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing his error, he sent the email.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in UK a widow had just arrived home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son
rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which Read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've arrived
Date: Sept 13, 2007


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking
forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It is damn hot down here!!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Wayne Bridge snubs handshake with John Terry at Chelsea match

While Bridge shook hands with the rest of his opponents, he walked past Terry without making any contact
Footballer Wayne Bridge used the traditional pre-match handshake to publicly snub former teammate John Terry over affair revelations today.
This afternoon’s game between Chelsea and Manchester City at Stamford Bridge was the first time the two had come face to face since it emerged that Terry had an affair with Bridge’s ex-girlfriend.
There had been mounting speculation over whether the two players would honour the "fair play" tradition of shaking hands before kick-off.
Sky Sports had even altered the timings of their advert breaks to include the routine.


Huge quake hits Chile; tsunami threatens Pacific



TALCA, Chile – A devastating earthquake struck Chile early Saturday, toppling homes, collapsing bridges and plunging trucks into the fractured earth. A tsunami set off by the magnitude-8.8 quake threatened every nation around the Pacific Ocean — roughly a quarter of the globe.
Interior Minister Edmundo Perez Yoma said the most powerful quake to hit the country in a half-century killed at least 82 people, but the death toll was rising quickly.
In the town of Talca, just 65 miles (105 kilometers) from the epicenter, Associated Press journalist Roberto Candia said it felt as if a giant had grabbed him and shaken him.
The town's historic center, filled with buildings of adobe mud and straw, largely collapsed, though most of those were businesses that were not inhabited during the 3:34 a.m. (1:34 a.m. EST, 0634 GMT) quake. Neighbors pulled at least five people from the rubble while emergency workers, themselves disoriented, asked for information from reporters.
Many roads were destroyed, and electricity, water and phone lines were cut to many areas — meaning there was no word of death or damage from many outlying areas.
In the Chilean capital of Santiago, 200 miles (325 kilometers) northeast of the epicenter, a car dangled from a collapsed overpass, the national Fine Arts Museum was badly damaged and an apartment building's two-story parking lot pancaked, smashing about 50 cars whose alarms rang incessantly.
Experts warned that a tsunami could strike anywhere in the Pacific, and Hawaii could face its largest waves since 1964 starting at 11:19 a.m. (4:19 p.m. EST, 2119 GMT), according to Charles McCreery, director of the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center.
Tsunami waves were likely to hit Asian, Australian and New Zealand shores within 24 hours of the earthquake. The U.S. West Coast and Alaska, too, were threatened.
A huge wave swept into a populated area in the Robinson Crusoe Islands, 410 miles (660 kilometers) off the Chilean coast, President Michelle Bachelet said, but there were no immediate reports of major damage.
Bachelet had no information on the number of people injured. She declared a "state of catastrophe" in central Chile.
"We have had a huge earthquake, with some aftershocks," she said from an emergency response center. She said Chile has not asked for assistance from other countries, and urged Chileans not to panic.
"The system is functioning. People should remain calm. We're doing everything we can with all the forces we have. Any information we will share immediately," she said.
Powerful aftershocks rattled Chile's coast — 24 of them magnitude 5 or greater and one reaching magnitude 6.9 — the U.S. Geological Survey reported.
In Santiago, modern buildings are built to withstand earthquakes, but many older ones were heavily damaged, including the Nuestra Senora de la Providencia church, whose bell tower collapsed. A bridge just outside the capital also collapsed, and at least one car flipped upside down.
Several hospitals were evacuated due to earthquake damage, Bachelet said.
Santiago's airport will remain closed for at least 24 hours, airport director Eduardo del Canto said. The passenger terminal suffered major damage, he told Chilean television in a telephone interview. TV images show smashed windows, partially collapsed ceilings and pedestrian walkways destroyed.
Santiago's subway was shut as well and hundreds of buses were trapped at a terminal by a damaged bridge, Transportation and Telecommunications Minister told Chilean television. He urged Chileans to make phone calls or travel only when absolutely necessary.
Candia was visiting his wife's 92-year-old grandmother in Talca when the quake struck.
"Everything was falling — chests of drawers, everything," he said. "I was sleeping with my 8-year-old son Diego and I managed to cover his head with a pillow. It was like major turbulence on an airplane."
In Concepcion, 70 miles (115 kilometers) from the epicenter, nurses and residents pushed the injured through the streets on stretchers. Others walked around in a daze wrapped in blankets, some carrying infants in their arms.
Concepcion, Chile's second-largest city, is 60 miles (95 kilometers) from the ski town of Chillan, a gateway to Andean ski resorts that was destroyed in a 1939 earthquake.
The quake also shook buildings in Argentina's capital of Buenos Aires, 900 miles (1,400 kilometers) away on the Atlantic side of South America.
Marco Vidal, a program director for Grand Circle Travel who was traveling with a group of 34 Americans, was on the 19th floor of the Crown Plaza Santiago hotel when the quake struck.
"All the things start to fall. The lamps, everything, was going on the floor," he said. "I felt terrified."
Cynthia Iocono, from Linwood, Pennsylvania, said she first thought the quake was a train.
"But then I thought, `Oh, there's no train here.' And then the lamps flew off the dresser and my TV flew off onto the floor and crashed."
The quake struck after concert-goers had left South America's leading music festival in the coastal city of Vina del Mar, but it caught partiers leaving a disco.
"It was very bad. People were screaming. Some people were running, others appeared paralyzed. I was one of them," Julio Alvarez told Radio Cooperativa.
The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center called for "urgent action to protect lives and property" in Hawaii, which is among 53 nations and territories subject to tsunami warnings.
"Sea level readings indicate a tsunami was generated. It may have been destructive along coasts near the earthquake epicenter and could also be a threat to more distant coasts," the warning center said. It did not expect a tsunami along the west of the U.S. or Canada.
The largest earthquake ever recorded struck the same area of Chile on May 22, 1960. The magnitude-9.5 quake killed 1,655 people and left 2 million homeless. The tsunami that it caused killed people in Hawaii, Japan and the Philippines and caused damage to the west coast of the United States.
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Eva Vergara reported from Santiago, Chile. Associated Press Television News cameraman Mauricio Cuevas in Santiago and AP writer Sandy Kozel in Washington contributed to this story.

mastaa majuu

 

Naomi Campbell rocked feathers and a funky ring at the Vivienne Westwood Red Label show.
 
Much more glam at Pringle were Tilda Swinton and Janet Jackson, who took to the front row with photographer Ryan McGinley. Swinton stars in the brand's spring video and print campaign, which McGinley shot.
 

The front row at Burberry Prorsum was A-list gold -- Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Hudson, Kristen Stewart, Claire Danes, and "Alice in Wonderland" actress Mia Wasikowska were among the stars at the London fall 2010 show.

THIS WEEK ON M-NET'S STUDIO 53...


NIGERIA , CAMEROON , TANZANIA , SENEGAL , KENYA AND SOUTH AFRICA
DStv audiences are invited to Nigeria , Cameroon , Tanzania , Senegal , Kenya and South Africa , this week as M-Net's STUDIO 53 makes stopovers at these destinations during the latest episode of the lifestyle program!
 
 
 
First stop is Nigeria where STUDIO 53 attended the finale of M-Net’s Face of Africa in Lagos . Arguably the most prominent fashion event ever held in Nigeria , the event certainly lived up to its hype. IK was joined by two guest presenters Adora Oleh and Olisa Adibua. Tune in and witness Zambia ’s Lukundo being crowned M-Net’s Face Of Africa 2010.
 
 
 
Next the gorgeous Grace travels to Cameroon where introduces DStv viewers to three young musicians, although the trio come from different parts of the world, but have one vision, that of expressing themselves through music.
 
 
 
Then in Tanzania , Thembi got to hang out with TV presenter and Runway Lounge owner, Abby Plaatjes. Runway Lounge is situated on the Penthouse level, below the dome, at Shoppers Plaza bar lives up to its expectation of glitz, glamour and pizzaz. A little haven, the Runway Lounge was created just for those people wanting to get out of the mad city traffic and buzz, join Thembi as she relaxes at this Tanzanian gem.
 
 
 
Also in the show, Grace travels to Senegal where she met up with businessman and avid golfer, Aziz Dieye. Heading up a successful accounting firm, Dar-es-Salaam’s top businessman took some time off from work to indulge in something that’s become very much a part of the modern business world – golf. Join Grace as she gets a few golf tips from Aziz in Dakar .
 
 
 
From golfing with the stunning Grace to sailing with the Handsome Fareed is where the M-Net lifestyle program next takes DStv viewers. The Tamarind Dhow ‘Nawalilkher’ was built in 1977 for trading. However the ship was later converted to a restaurant use on the amazing Lamu Island in Kenya . Under the watchful eye of Mohammed Shalle, who is still her captain today, Fareed had the ultimate experience on a Tamarind Dhow Cruise with a live band aboard the splendid dhow, interesting cocktails, great food and company!
 
 
 
Lastly the show travels to South Africa where, fresh off major festival gigs at Coachella and Bonnaroo, the highly acclaimed duo People Under the Stairs is finally performing.
 
The duo, devoted to jazzy samples, danceable beats, intricate rhyming skills, and laidback humour, debuted in 1998 with the acclaimed The Next Step and followed it up in 2000 with Question in the Form of an Answer. Tune in and let this dynamic duo serenade you.
 
 
 
DStv audiences can watch on M-net Series on Sunday 28 February at 19:00 and Sunday 2 March 18:00.

Friday, February 26, 2010

eeeeeeeh bwana hapa kazi tuuh


duuh jamaa anaenda huyo na fulana yake ikidhihirisha kuwa hapa kazi tu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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BATS OF CHOLE (POPO WA CHOLE) MAFIA

is a board shows just a little story of bats of chole (chole is an island inside the island of Mafia)
photo shows bats on a tree

bats on a tree
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MATATIZO YA VIMINI


Angalia video hiii uone matatizo ya vimini
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HANDASI IYO

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Rais Kikwete atoa zawadi ya Maulid

RAIS Jakaya Kikwete ametoa zawadi ya vyakula kwa vituo 10 vya kulea watoto yatima na wazee nchini kwa ajili ya Sikukuu ya Maulid.
Akikabidhi zawadi kwa niaba ya rais, Naibu Katibu wake, Shaaban Gurumo, alisema lengo la rais kutoa zawadi hizo ni kuhakikisha jamii yote inasherehekea Maulid kwa upendo na amani.
 
“Ni kawaida kwa rais kuwazawadia wazee wasiojiweza na yatima katika vituo mbalimbali ili wasijione wanyonge…wanatakiwa kujua kwamba rais anawapenda na kuwakumbuka muda wote,” alisema Gurumo ambaye pia ni Kaimu Mnikulu.
Vituo vyote 10 vilipata mbuzi wawili, lita 20 za mafuta na mchele kilo 100 kila kimoja, zawadi ambazo zilipokewa na wawakilishi wao kwenye hafla fupi iliyofanyika Ikulu, Dar es Salaam jana.
Gurumo alivitaja vituo vilivyopewa zawadi hizo ni Tuamoyo Hostel Kigamboni, Chuo cha Ufundi kwa walemavu Yombo, Kituo cha kulea yatima New Life Magomeni, Kituo cha cha yatima VOSA Kongowe na kituo cha yatima Mburahati.
Vituo vingine ni kituo cha wasiojiweza Nunge, Kigamboni, kituo cha yatima Moyo Mmoja Bagamoyo na Kituo cha yatima Ummimuuminim, Vingunguti kwa Tanzania Bara.
Aidha, vituo vingine vilivyopewa zawadi ni kituo cha yatima Forodhani kilichopo Unguja na kituo cha yatima Mabaoni Pemba.
 

Daktari kortini kwa kuua mwanafunzi

 DAKTARI wa Kituo cha Afya Mburahati Barafu, Nicholas Matomola (32),  amefikishwa katika Mahakama ya Kinondoni akikabiliwa na tuhuma za mauaji ya mwanafunzi wa Chuo cha Usimamizi wa Fedha (IFM).
Akimsomea mashitaka hayo, Baseba Kasanga, alidai mbele ya Hakimu Sundi Fima,  kuwa Februari 19 mwaka huu, majira ya saa 6 mchana katika Maabara ya B.T. Diagnostic Centre, maeneo ya Mabibo Hostel, alimuua Jubilate Shao (22), alipokuwa akimtoa mimba ya miezi saba.
Mshitakiwa hakutakiwa kujibu lolote kwa kuwa mahakama hiyo haina mamlaka kisheria kusikiliza kesi za mauaji. Kesi imeahirishwa hadi Machi 11, mwaka huu itakapotajwa tena.
 
Daktari huyo alifikishwa mahakamani hapo majira ya asubuhi akiwa pamoja na mahabusu wengine kadhaa, huku akionekana kujiamini.

Naibu Waziri awapa somo wahitimu IPS

Na Mwandishi Wetu
 
NAIBU Waziri wa Fedha na Uchumi, Omar Yusuf Mzee, amewataka wahitimu katika Chuo cha Ununuzi na Ugavi (IPS) kutokuwa wabadhirifu kazini, kwani kwa kufanya hivyo watakuwa hawawatendei haki Watanzania.
Naibu waziri huyo alitoa rai hiyo juzi katika mahafali ya tatu ya chuo hicho yaliyofanyika chuoni hapo, Chanika, nje kidogo ya Jiji la Dar es Salaam.
Alisema wahitimu hao wanapaswa kuwa waadilifu, kwani asilimia kubwa wamefadhiliwa masomo yao na serikali.
“Mnapaswa kuwa waadilifu katika kazi zenu, ili muweze kuwatumikia vema Watanzania ambao mmesoma kwa kodi zao.
 
“Sekta hii ni muhimu sana na tunaweza kunusuru pesa nyingi za walipa kodi kwa kutumia wataalamu wetu badala ya kutoka nje ya nchi,” alisema.
Aliwataka wahitimu hao kufahamu sheria ya ununuzi na ugavi ya mwaka 2004, ili wanapokwenda sehemu za kazi  wawe wanaifahamu, hivyo kuweza kutekeleza majukumu yao vema.
Aidha, aliwashauri wanachuo waliohitimu katika ngazi ya cheti kujiendeleza zaidi katika elimu hiyo, ili wawe na ujuzi mpana zaidi kabla ya kutafuta kazi.
Awali, Mwenyekiti wa Bodi ya chuo hicho, Dk. Didas Masaburi, alisema pamoja na chuo hicho kutoa elimu ya juu katika masuala ya ununuzi na ugavi, uhasibu, biashara na utawala, lakini bado hakijathaminiwa kwa kiwango kinachostahili.
 
“Tunakuomba uwe balozi wetu baada ya mahafali haya, uendelee kuzishauri serikali zetu na uambie kuwa leo tumezaa wataalamu hawa uliowaona ili wakachape kazi serikalini, katika mashirika ya umma na kwa watu binafsi,” alisema Masaburi ambaye pia ni Mbunge wa Afrika Mashariki.
Aidha, alizitahadharisha serikali kuwa wakati tunaelekea katika soko la pamoja la Afrika Mashariki, iwapo nchi isipokuwa makini bidhaa feki nyingi zikiwamo za huduma zitaingizwa nchini.
Jumla ya wahitimu 176 wa ngazi ya cheti, cheti cha juu, stashahada na stashahada ya juu walitunukiwa vyeti.
 

mambo ya mgambo kugangamaraaaaa

 

iga uumie kama unaweza nitumie ujumbe wako kupitia ukumbi wa comments 

A man received a letter from some kidnappers.

 
A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, "If you don't promise to send
us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."

The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my
promise but I hope you will keep yours."

ARAMBAA UUM UUM MWAA!!

 
WHAOOOOH

AFRICA BECOMES FIRST TERRITORY TO LAUNCH REBRANDED UNIVERSAL CHANNEL HALLMARK CHANNEL ON DStv CHANGES NAME TO UNIVERSAL CHANNEL ON MARCH 24


In a successful period of growth and expansion, Universal Networks International is now also focusing on harmonizing its TV channels under five revitalized core brands delivering new original, first run content targeted at local audiences around the globe. Hallmark Channel Africa will change its name to Universal Channel on March 24.  Africa is the first market to introduce the new look channel globally.
MultiChoice and Universal Networks International are confident that the iconic entertainment brand will enhance an already popular channel and that loyal Hallmark viewers will appreciate the warm, contemporary look of the new channel brand. With more first run series and movies, featuring characters and stories that connect to the viewer on an emotional level, Universal Channel is set to increase its popularity on the African continent.
François Roux, Managing Director, EMEA, Universal Networks International, said, “This is a natural evolution of the Hallmark Channel in Africa . Building on Universal’s entertainment heritage we will continue showing quality content in an engaging TV environment, now emphasized by a modern, colourful channel look and feel.  We’re delighted to bring our viewers an even greater programming line-up, with the very latest seasons from a host of award winning programmes such as Law & Order, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Monk”.
John Burnett, VP Commercial Operations and MD Africa , Universal Networks International said; “Universal Channel is more than television, it’s entertainment you feel, with compelling characters we know our viewers really relate to, from the psychics and neurotics to the compulsives and perfectionists, such as Dr Gregory House, Monk, Jack McCoy from Law & Order and Erica Strange from Being Erica”.
Aletta Alberts, Head of Content, MultiChoice said; “We are very positive about this development of Hallmark Channel. We have co-operated closely with Universal Networks International making sure our subscribers benefit from even stronger content delivered under the new Universal Channel name”
The change of name to Universal Channel will happen at 21:00 on March 24 kicking off with a double bill of the premiere of Law & Order Series 17 – the longest running crime series in the history of television.
Other content premieres will include Monk, Psych, Being Erica season 2 and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit season 8.
About Universal Networks International
Universal Networks International, the global channels division of NBC Universal, is one of the world’s premier entertainment networks, delivering quality content and compelling brands to over 150 million viewers in 130 countries across Europe, the Middle East, Africa, Latin America and Asia .  The portfolio is spearheaded by five core channels - Syfy Universal, Diva Universal, Studio Universal, Universal Channel and 13th Street Universal - which deliver a full range of entertainment experiences to local audiences across the globe.  Universal Networks International also operates Movies 24, the (non-US) Hallmark Channel and an interest in the KidsCo joint venture. 
Universal Networks International is part of NBC Universal; one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies in the development, production and marketing of entertainment, news and information to a global audience.  NBC Universal is 80% owned by General Electric and 20% owned by Vivendi.
About Universal Channel
Featuring some of the world’s favourite and most talked about characters, Universal Channel does more than bring you television you watch – its entertainment you feel. Powered by character-driven shows, big personalities in rich plotlines, the heart of this channel is full of SENSATION. Universal Channel brings you compulsive, electric and fascinating programmes all backed by one of the biggest names in show business.
About MultiChoice
MultiChoice Africa Limited is a multi-channel pay television platform providing premium services to 47 countries across the African continent and adjacent Indian Ocean islands. Through the range of DStv bouquets, the company provides quality television entertainment to Africa ’s rich diversity of cultural and language requirements.
Operations include subscriber management services and the management of a digital satellite television platform providing DStv which consists of wide selection of video and audio channels 24 hours a day. 
Through continuous innovation in technology and assembling an excellent range of bouquets, built around compelling news, as well as premium movie and sports channels, MultiChoice Africa has succeeded in adding significant value for subscribers and television consumers in Africa.
MultiChoice Africa Limited is a registered company based in Mauritius and is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Naspers Group, which is listed on the Johannesburg Stock Exchange and London Securities Exchange
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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Clues to the New 'Karate Kid' Found in the Trailer?

 
 
Will we see the new version of Johnny Lawrence's "sweep the leg"? An extended trailer has been released for what Sony hopes will be one of their summer feel-good hits: an updated version of "The Karate Kid."

Jaden Smith -- best known for his role in "The Pursuit of Happyness" and for being the offspring of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith -- occupies the title role made famous by Ralph Macchio in the 1984 original.
The trailer does offer hints of elements carried over from the original, but the central plot seems diametrically opposed to that of its predecessor -- almost literally.
The new "Kid" centers on a young man trying to adjust from the culture shock of moving from the United States to Beijing, China; the original "The Karate Kid" centered on a young man having to adjust with the culture shock after moving from Newark, NJ to ... Reseda, CA. Come to think of it: Both of these transitions, on a philosophical level, might be considered equally drastic.
Jackie Chan takes over the role of Mr. Miyagi -- now named Mr. Han -- Pat Morita's wise sage who teaches his young student karate through everyday life lessons. Chan has been best known for roles featuring martial arts and amazing stunt work. Before Morita played the role, he was best known for playing restaurant owner Arnold on "Happy Days." Morita was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for his performance, losing to Haing S. Ngor for "The Killing Fields."
In the remake, Smith plays "Dre," a boy who is continuously picked on at his new school until he is rescued by a seemingly mild-mannered maintenance man who is actually a karate master (Mr Han). In another all-too-familiar, yet completely different film element, Dre trains by running on the Great Wall of China. In the original, Macchio's Daniel trained by waxing old cars and staining wooden fences.
The updated "Karate Kid" preview does attempt to woo fans of the original in its final scene: Mr. Han is seen attempting to catch a fly with chopsticks, a la Mr. Miyagi, then abandoning the utensils for a more useful fly-swatter. Even more appealing for fans of the original: Joe Esposito's iconic "You're the Best" from the original film plays in the background -- which is even more impressive when you consider the song is not even available on iTunes. In the original "Karate Kid," Mr. Miyagi noted, "Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything."
If Han ever does catch that fly, perhaps he can accomplish anything, too -- even successfully updating a beloved classic.

Dstv wamegungua kitu kipya

haya ni mambo ya DSTV

Nimka - Mwanaharakati wa kutetea Haki za Watoto Nchini.

Wa kwanza toka kulia ni Mwenyekiti wa Chipukizi mkoa wa Dar es Salaam, Nimka akiwa katikati na wa mwisho ni Monica Ntevi msaidizi wa huyo dogo Nimka


 Nimka akiwa katika pozi
Nimka akiwa katika moja ya majukumu yake 

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MAPUMZIKO YA SIKUKUU YA MAULID KITAIFA

 
Sherehe za Maulid mwaka huu kitaifa zitafanyika mjini Mtwara.
Taarifa zilizopatikana kutoka Ofisi ya Baraza Kuu la Waislamu Tanzania zinasema kuwa, maadhimisho hayo ya Maulid yatafanyika usiku wa Ijumaa tarehe 26 Februari, 2010 kuamkia Jumamosi 27 Februari, 2010. Kufuatia maadhimisho hayo, siku ya tarehe 27 Februari 2010 itakuwa ni siku ya mapumziko kote nchini sawa na mwezi 12 Mfungo Sita. Baraza Kuu la Waislamu wa Tanzania (BAKWATA) linawatakia mapumziko mema Watanzania wote.
 
chanzo:MICHUZI JR

that is what i want to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't always look at the man in the suit driving a luxury auto. You are looking at his bills. Look at the man with the dirty finger nails driving a pick-up truck. That's a hard working man that will keep your shit fixed and running!" - I love it

Mwanaharakati wa Watoto mbioni kutembelea Kata 27 Dar


Na Andrew Chale
 
MWANAHARAKATI wa kutetea Haki za Watoto nchini na Mwenyekiti wa Chipuziki(CCM) Wilaya ya Kinondoni, Nimka  Lameck (10) mbioni kutembelea  watoto mbalimbali wakiwemo wanaonyanyaswa katika jamii pamoja na  walio katika mazingira magumu.
 
Akizungumza na Tanzania Daima jana, msemaji wake, ambaye ni kiongozi wa UVCCM Kata ya Makumbosho, Hashimu Athumani alisema kuwa  zoezi la kuwatembelea watoto  mbalimbali  hasa walio katika manyanyaso na wale waliokosa fursa muhimu za kijamii, na kukusanya kero zao.
 
“Katika kufikia malengo kama mwanaharakati na kiongozo wa watoto, Nimka anatarajia kuzunguka katika Kata 27 za Manispaa ya kinondoni kwa lengo hilo pamoja na kujenga mahusiano mazuri na watoto walioko mitaani ambao wengi wao wamekata tamaa” alisema Hashimu.
 
Kwa upande wake Nimka, alisema kuwa mbali na matarajio yake ya kutembelea Kata hizo 27, lengo ni kuhakikisha anawafikia watoto wote nchini na kupata kujua matatizo yao . “Siku zote watoto wengi wanakosa fursa ya kupata kutetewa na watoto wenzao richa ya kuwepo watoto walio na uwezo huo, hivyo na hakika kwa kuwatembelea kutahamsha hali za kikatili na manyanyaso mbele za jamii kupungua” alisema Nimka.
 
Mbali na kuwatembelea watoto hao, pia atatoa ujumbe mbalimbali kwa jamii pamoja na kutoa vifaa mbalimbali vya shule na mavazi kwa watoto wasio jiweza.
 
Mikakati ya kutembelea Kata hizo, zinatarajiwa kufanyika kuanzia Machi 6 hadi Aprili 3 mwaka huu, “Harakati hizi atazifanya kila siku za Jumamosi pamoja na Jumapili pekee, huku akitembelea baadhi ya vituo vya kulelea watoto yatima, mashule na walio mitaani” alisema.
 
Hata hivyo waliomba viongozi wa mashirika ya kiserikali na yasiyo ya Serikali kujitokeza kusaidia zoezi hilo ilikutimiza lengo la kuwasaidia watoto wa Tanzania .
 

Monday, February 22, 2010

kijiweni

napenda kuwafahamisha kuwa blog yenu muipendayo, sasa imewekwa Chatroll! kwa ajili ya chating, karibuni wadau tuchat

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

10 Things You Don't Know About Leo DiCaprio


celebs: Leonardo DiCaprio
topics: Hotties
Nigel Parry/Esquire You knew Leonardo DiCaprio was a movie star the first time you saw him on-screen. He keeps getting better because he watches the other movie stars (and directors and cameramen and costume designers) he works with -- watches them with intensity -- and he learns. Here DiCaprio, 35, the centerpiece of Martin Scorsese's new thriller, "Shutter Island" (opening February 19), talks about what he's picked up along the way in the March issue of Esquire.

1. On His Childhood
"The earliest memories I have are jumping up onstage before concerts in downtown LA and trying to get on the mic and breakdance, or do imitations of my mother's friends or my father's friends, or be a comic in class. I was the most insane child you can imagine, pretty intolerable to be around. High-octane energy all the time, never wanting to focus on schoolwork."
2. On Risks and Really Growing Up
"What you risk just to have thrills when you're in your twenties is absurd. It's all part of that process of doing things that are daring to be accepted by your peers -- and it's absolutely insane. You can enter a never-ending vapid hole trying to catch the next exciting moment without ever stopping to appreciate it. It can be a never-ending process of chasing something that isn't there. I know it's a clich, but I'm happy to be alive. I went skydiving and my chutes didn't open. Two of them."
3. On Fame After 'Titanic'
"It wasn't the era of penetrating Internet paparazzi that we have now. But my name wasn't me anymore. I was sort of this thing. Kate felt it, too. But a lot of the attention was on me because of the teenage girls who repeatedly went to see the movie. I had the blond hair, and I was Jack Dawson, this heroic figure. So I set up everything in my personal life to rebel against that image in order to strip it down. I had a lot of fun stripping it down. But ultimately, that knocked me a few rungs down the ladder."
4. On the Night River Phoenix Died
"When I was eighteen, River Phoenix was far and away my hero. Think of all those early great performances -- 'My Own Private Idaho.' 'Stand by Me.' I always wanted to meet him. One night, I was at this Halloween party, and he passed me. He was beyond pale -- he looked white. Before I got a chance to say hello, he was gone, driving off to the Viper Room, where he fell over and died. That's a lesson."
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5. On the Greatest Actor in the World: Meryl Streep
"Then when I sat in the theater, it was, 'Oh, my God, she's the only person who looks completely natural.' She's the only person who has actually made her character into a real human being who would have an erratic moment because those erratic moments are what make you more human. That was a huge moment of discovery. Meryl may be the greatest actor in the world."
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6. On That 'Confrontation Scene in 'The Departed'
"In 'Departed,' we had this confrontation scene. How would I react to him being suspicious of me being the rat? We did the scene, felt good about it, and that was it for the day. But I believe Jack went up to Marty afterward and said, 'I don't know if he necessarily believed me. I don't know if he was sincerely threatened.' Marty said, 'Let's do it again tomorrow.' So I come on the set the next day and hear we're doing the scene over for lighting reasons. Okay. But then a prop guy comes over to me and says, 'Just to let you know, there were some props Jack asked for. I had to get him a fire extinguisher, a bottle of whiskey, a lighter, and a gun.' "

7. On What He Learned From a Mustard Jar
"When I was 15, I got this amazing opportunity to audition for this plum role opposite Robert De Niro and Ellen Barkin in 'This Boy's Life.' Before that, it was 'The New Lassie' or a Bubble Yum commercial. They were using the mustard-jar scene in the audition. De Niro was going up to the kids with this almost empty mustard jar and cramming it into their faces, really pushing the kids' buttons. The scene was being used to see if the kid could stand up to De Niro, and it was hard not to be overwhelmed. When he started bludgeoning me, I completely overcompensated. He said, 'Is this empty? Is this empty?' I slapped the jar out of his hand, got right up in his face, and screamed at the top of my lungs, 'Noooooooo!' It was the most god-awful way to do the scene. I was supposed to be the victim, not the antagonizer, and there was complete silence. De Niro looks at me and goes, 'Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh,' in that way only De Niro can laugh. 'That was good. That was goooood. I like that. A little over-the-top but good.' "
"Shutter Island" hits theaters on February 19. Paramount Pictures

8. On What You Can Learn From a Plate of Spaghetti
"What can you learn from a plate of spaghetti? I've never been asked that one before. I loved that character in 'Gilbert Grape.' You have to understand that Arnie was a creation that came out of going to a home in Texas and getting to hang out for a few days with some mentally disabled kids. I got to capture their youth-like innocence and that playfulness, that almost rebellious defiance they have for almost any type of authority. I remember going to Lasse Hallstrm with this checklist for him to do with the character. It was really Lasse believing in me and allowing me to run amok in all these scenes. It was incredibly fulfilling because there were no rules. Zero. There was nothing I wasn't able to do, no circumstance that I couldn't create, even if it was in defiance of the narrative. So Lasse would put a plate of spaghetti in front of me at the table, just to see how I could create chaos. You have to really look at that plate of spaghetti and understand how happy Arnie is because he's getting to eat his favorite food. The fact that there's this family dynamic going on around the table that's filled with tension doesn't matter if you're Arnie ... because he's getting to eat spaghetti."
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9. On Jack Nicholson
"Out of any actor, I can't think of anyone who's got more memorable moments in cinema than Jack Nicholson. Jack never takes a single line straight on. Never takes an emotion written in the script at face value. He brings terror into what you thought was supposed to be a light moment and makes a light moment out of a cutthroat vicious line. He flips everything on its side. When you're working with somebody like that, it's just a matter of keeping up."
10. On 'Shutter Island'
"I have to say, I'm pretty proud of 'Shutter Island.' I'd love to tell you a particular story about it, but I can't. I'm not going to talk about it in any detail because I don't want to ruin it for anyone who's going to watch it."
To read more of Leonardo's Esquire interview, pick up the March issue on Tuesday, February 16.
And check out the trailer for "Shutter Island":

Monday, February 15, 2010

Akon releases charity song 'Oh Africa'

R&B star Akon has released a charity single called 'Oh Africa' to help underprivileged African youth.
The single is a collaboration between Akon, singer Keri Hilson, the South African Soweto Gospel Choir and 16 aspiring musicians from around the world who won the chance to appear.
The video also features footballers

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Mh. Mbunge wa Halmashahuri ya Wilaya ya Mafia

 
Abdulkallim Shah

JOHN GEORGE TERRY *Shujaa aliyevuliwa Unahodha kwa kashfa ya ngono *Fabio Capello achukua maamuzi maagumu dhidi yake

Na  mtandao
 
 
MJUE  kwa undani mwanasoka nyota wa klabu ya Chelsea na nahodha wa timu ya Taifa ya Uingereza  aliyekumbwa na jinamizi la kufanya ufuska nje ya ndoa yake.
 
picha ya John Terry 
Kati ya mambo yaliyomkuta John Terry (29) yanaendana sambamba kwa kiasi kama yale yaliyomkuta mwanamichezo nyota wa mchezo wa gofu duniani Tiger Woods, hata hivyo baada ya Woods kushtukia kuwa vyombo vya Habari ndivyo vilivyochochea kashfa yake kuwa kubwa, aliamua kuvichunia na kupunguza makali.
 
toni  poole mmoja kati ya wasichana wa John

 
Vannesa naye pia amewekwa katika kitabu cha Terry 
 
 
lakini kwa upande wake Terry yeye mbali na kushauriwa kuacha kuzungumzia swala lake hilo na vyombo vya habari,  alipuuzia na kupelekea Kocha wake wa timu ya Taifa ya Uingereza Fabio Capello kuamua kumvua unahodha.
 
 
Hata hivyo mbali na Capello kuamua uamuzi huo waq kumsimamisha unahodha ambao umekuja kushikiliwa na mlinzi wa timu ya Mashetani wekundi  Manchester United, Rio Fedinand,  vyombo vya Habari vilisha muukumu Terry kwa swala lake hilo .
 
 Husiyoyajua ya John Terry
 
Majina yake kamili ni John George Terry, alizaliwa mnamo Desemba 7, 1980 katika jijini la London , Uingereza.
 
Terry ambaye ni mchezaji wa nyuma kati, alianza kuichezea klabu ya Chelsea ya Uingereza tokea akiwa na umri mdogo ambapo alikuwa akichezea timu ya watoto.
 
Alipoanzia kipaji chake;
Terry alipokuwa mdogo katika soka, aliweza kuichezea timu ya West Ham ya Vijana wadogo 1995 hadi 1998, na kisha kujiunga na   Chelsea mwaka huo.
 
Alipokuwa kijana wa makamo;
 
Mwaka 1998 aliweza kuichezea klabu ya Chelsea , Mwaka 2000 alienda kwa mkopo katika timu ya Nottingham Forest
 
Mwaka 2000 hadi 2002 aliweza kuichezea timu ya Tifa ya Uingereza (U21).
 
Mafanikio zaidi;
 
Terry ambaye ni mzaliwa wa jiji la Londoni, aliwweza kuja kuwa Nahodha wa klabu ya Chelsea baada ya kuwika vilivyo hali ambayo kiwango chake kilionekana tishio katika ligi hiyo ya Uingereza (Premier League). Alaiweza kushika unahodha wa timu ya Taifa mwezi Agosti 2008  na kushikilia hadi mwezi  Februari 2010 kutokana na kashfa yake hiyo ya kutembea nje ya ndoa.
 
Terry aliweza kuwika katika soka na kusababisha kuchaguliwa  kuwa mlinzi bora kwa upande wa ligi ya Klabu Bingwa Ulaya (UEFA Champions League) katika kipindi cha mwaka 2005 na 2008.
 
Pia mwaka 2005, alichaguliwa kuwa mwanasoka bora wa mwaka na FA, mbali na kuchaguliwa huko, Terry aliweza kubaatika kuingizwa katika kikosi maalum cha FIFA (all-star),kwa kuchaguliwa kwake huko, kulifanya kuwa mchezaji pekee anayeichezea ligi ya Uingereza kuunda timu hiyo.
 
Mwaka 2007, Terry nyota yake ilizidi kung’ara baada ya kuchaguliwa kwa mara ya kwanza kuwa nahodha wa timu hiyo,hii ni baada ya kuinyuka goli moja  timu ya Manchester United, zilipokutana katika kombe la ligi ya (FA CUP) ndani ya uwanja wa Wembley.
 
Pia aliweza kuipatia goli timu yake ya Taifa goli moja dhidi ya vinara wa soka duniani Brazil na kufanya matokeo kuwa 1-1.
 
Hata hivyo, e 2007-08, katika misimu hiyo    Terry  na timu yake ya   Chelsea aliwza kukosa makombe matatu  ikiwemo mkushindwa katika kombe la ligi kwakati wa fainali dhdi ya Tottenham Hotspur.
 
Na katika ligi ya klabu bingwa, wakati wa fainali dhidi ya Manchester United, Terry aliweza kukosa mkwaju wa penati ambapo aliupiga na kupaa nje.
 
 Wadhamini wa Terry
 
Terry aliweza kujipatia sifa mbalimbali katikia taalum yake hiyo katika soka na kuweza kujizolea wadhamni ikiwemo kampuni ya Umbro ambayo ilikuwa ikimdhamni mchezaji Michael Owen.
 
Mbali na kampuni hiyo, aliweza kuingia mkata na kampuni ya Samsung, Nationwide  na Swedish betting company Svenska Spel.
 
Maisha binafsi;
John Terry amebahatika kupata watoto wawili ambao ni mapacha wa kike na wa kiume,  huku mkewe wa ndoa  Toni Poole Terry [40] mama wa mapacha hao Georgie John na Summer Rose ambao walizaliwa Mei  18, 2006.
 
Majiriwa ya kupata watoto hao,  Terry aliweza kusherekea kwa kuifungia timu yake ya Uingereza dhidi ya Hungary .
 
Terry aliweza kufanya kufuli katika harusi yake, baada ya kufanya shamra shamra katika jumba la kifalme la Blenheim Palace , Juni 15, 2007 na kisha kukaa katika fungate kwa muda wa wiki mbili na malipo yote yakiwa juu ya  Roman Abramovich.
 
Mshangao ;
 
Mwaka 2009, Terry  aliweza kuchaguliwa kuwa mfano wa mzazi wa kuigwa ‘Baba wa mwaka wa mfano’  na kuonekana mtu muhimu kwa jamii kwa cheo hicho alichopata.
 
Lakini mwezi Januari 2010, vyombo vya habari vilimuandama na kusababisha kupelekana navyo Mahakamani.huku jaji mkuu wa Makhakama alipofungua kesi akipinga hatua za vyombo vya habari kumchonganisha  Terry kuwa na mahusiano na Vanessa Perroncel ambaye ni mchumba wa zamani wa mwanasoka Wayne Bridge,aliyekuwa akichezea Chelsea na timu ya Taifa ya Uingereza.
 
Hata hivyo vyombo vya habari viliendelea kumuukumu kwa kitendo chake hicho, huku kwa kukusanya maoni mbalimbalai kwa wadau wa soka pamoja na mijadara hali ambayo ilisababisha kocha wake huyo wa timu ya taifa kuingilia kati swala hilo .
 
Kwa kukata mzizi wa fitina, Capello aliamua mnamo Februari 5, aliamua kumvua rasmi unahodha kwa kile alichokidai kuwa ‘Terry amebadilika kitabia huku akisisitiza kuwa kuwa kila mtu anamakosa yake kwa lililomtokera Terry linaweza kutokea kwa yoyote’ aliweza kutamka hayo Capello alipoojiwa na vyombo vya habari muda mfupi baada ya kutangaza kumvua unahodha kisha nkukabidhiwa Rio Ferdnand.
 
Kwa upande wa Terry swala hilo ahajalijutia sana zaidi aliweza kusema anakubaliana na maamuzi yaliyofikiwa, wadadisi wa mambo wanasemaa kuwa kwa kitendo cha Terry kumtaka kimada huyo atoe ujauzito, kimepelekea Uongozi wa FA na kocha Capello kumchinjia baharini Terry.
 
Kwa maoni; Mwisho

Lukando from Zambia Clinches Face of Africa Title



Face of AFrica Winner Lukando Nalungwe (Zambia)
After a night of what can only be described as high fashion with most of Nigeria’s and Africa’s fashion elite in attendance, the coveted Face of Africa crown went to Lukando Nalungwe from Zambia.
It truly was a night of high gilts and glamour at the Eko Hotel Exhibition Centre in Lagos, with show stopping outfits from 10 of Nigeria’s most illustrious designers. The list included many BN favs such as Zizi Cardow, Frank Osodi, Odio Mimonet, Fati Asibelua, Folake Folarin-Coker, Ituen Basi, Adebayo Jones, Lanre Da Silva-Ajayi, Lisa Folawiyo and Yemi Osunkoya (whose dress was won by Face of Africa winner Lukando). The night also showcased two of the brightest fashion talents from East and Southern Africa – Kenya’s  John Kaveke and South African star David Tlale and included 2010 cruise collections from runway designers Emmanuel Ungaro, Versace and Christian Lacroix. Apart from the breathe taking pieces, the night also featured entertaining performances from south African songstress Lira and Nigerian Fave Dbanj (accompanied by Dr Sid and Wande Coal).
But you’d be wrong to think Lukando walked away easily with the crown. She fought off stiff compettion from the other 4 runner ups; Tholakele (South Africa), Rosanna (Zimbabwe), Ernania (Mozambique) and Marvis (Nigeria). However at a night filled with many highs and lows for all 10 contestants, there could only be one winner. Apart from the Face of Africa title, Lukando also receives $50,000 dollars from MNET, a modelling contract with O Modeling Agency (CEO Oluchi Onweagba) and a chance to take part in New York Fashion Week in a few days. As if that wasn’t enough to make any girl happy, Zenith Bank are also giving Lukando a $5,000 shopping spree, while in New York! Some girls just have all the fun! We wish Lukundo and all the remaining 9 contestants all the best in the future.

Kijiweni (nipe 5)